Sayings of Mike...

• You don't have to change your evil ways baby before I start loving you.
• Pay your ten percent!
• Where three or more are gathered there I am not with them.
• False information is better than no information, especially on the internet
• gnii! gnii!! (GNU's not Nii! Nii!!)

Scripture

Yet Another Testament (YAT) -- Loosely inspired by the "Book of Mormon", "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" and those choose your own adventure books, YAT is a blank book that invites the reader/author to decide where exactly Jesus (or other religious entity) will show up next. Individual YATs may also contain ethical guidelines and/or sophistry of the most outlandish kind.... Scientology has nothing on CoM, baby!

About Mike

Mike is a distant cousin of Bokonon. He was last seen mumbling loudly, picketing with a blank sign around the town square.