Sayings of Mike...

• You don't have to change your evil ways baby before I start loving you.
• Pay your ten percent!
• False information is better than no information, especially on the internet
• gnii! gnii!

Scripture

• Yet Another Testament (YAT) -- Loosely inspired by the "Book of Mormon", "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" and those choose your own adventure books, YAT is a blank book that invites the reader/author to decide where exactly Jesus (or other religious entity) will show up next. Individual YATs may also contain ethical guidelines and/or sophistry of the most outlandish kind.... Scientology has nothing on CoM, baby!